Tough luck o’ the Irish. NMA nominee: Humour
From: Paul [paul@heaven.org]
To: Patrick [pat@heaven.org]
Cc: God [ourfather@heaven.org] ; [allsaints@heaven.org]
Subject: Re: Re: March 17
>>>
>>>Dear Pat,
>>>
>>>If you are so unhappy, you are more than welcome to
>>>join those of us who DO NOT have our own holidays,
>>>on November 1, All Saints’ Day. Here’s what you have
>>>to look forward to: rain, no kids happy about
>>>us, no treats, no presents, a bunch of broken
>>>pumpkins everywhere. Come by any time.
>>>
>>>Best regards
>>>Paul : (
From: Patrick [pat@heaven.org]
To: Paul [paul@heaven.org]; [allsaints@heaven.org]
Cc: God [ourfather@heaven.org]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: March 17
>>
>>Paul and Company,
>>
>>It’s not about who gets what. It’s about a religious
>>holiday that is now a drunken orgy. There’s a difference.
>>But what gets to me is I never really drank!!!
>>
>>P.
From: Paul [paul@heaven.org]
To: Patrick [pat@heaven.org]
Cc: God [ourfather@heaven.org] ; [allsaints@heaven.org]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: March 17
>
>Dear Pat,
>
>Whatever.
>
>Paul
From: God [ourfather@heaven.org]
To: Patrick [pat@heaven.org]; Paul [paul@heaven.org]
Cc: [allsaints@heaven.org]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: March 17
All right guys, this is getting out of hand . . .
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