July 6, 2011: “WHAT IS THIS!?!” “That’s your voice at too loud a volume.”
June 29, 2011: “Don’t cry. It’s just a comma. Imagine if it was a semicolon.”
June 21, 2011: “I just wrote a new social etiquette manual called Real Talk. Deal with it.”
June 14, 2011: “Do you want anything from Montreal? Attitude? Or bagels?”
June 7, 2011: “You can have as many cries as you want. He can’t control your tears.”
May 30, 2011: “There were some serious inconsistencies in Charlie’s Angels 2.”
May 25, 2011: “You’re like a hot Where’s Waldo. It’s totally good.”
May 5, 2011: “A little power corrupts a little bit.”
April 14, 2011: “No one expects a unicorn to actually do anything.”
March 4, 2011: “My whole life is a Whitesnake moment.”